Oh you shocked me! What are you doing in mommy's bedroom? You hurt your groin?! oh no! Can I help in any way?! you want me to look at it? Okay... You want me to massage it? Okay of course I can. I just want to make you feel better! You heard spit helps heal?! Okay I can spit and suck it! Mommy just wants to make you better! Sex makes everything feel better?! It helps take your mind off the pain?! OKAY, OF COURSE MOMMY CAN!!